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Squirrel raids classroom!

Thu, 10 May 2007 00:17:48 GMT

A lone squirrel broke into a classroom in San Jose and scared the kids and bit the teacher.

That's all.

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'Sup?

Jeff - Bull Whip Apprentice — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:16:14 GMT

*sniff . . . sniff-sniff . . . sniff . . .*

What's goin' on in here?

Hello?

Anybody out there?

*sniff . . . sniff-sniff . . . sniff . . .*

What goes on in here? Secret meetings? Where is everybody?

Who put all those nuts in a pile? Over there. In the corner. Who did that?

I'm lookin' around to talk to someone. I'm lonely. I'm just sayin' . . .

I smell squirrel. I think. Could be possum . . .

Hello?

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Boinck.....

Zquirrwll — Sun, 27 May 2007 03:49:17 GMT

Is thata nut bouncin offen yer heads?!!!!

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Eez ze scwerl poopulation dwindling?

madamegonzaga — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:20:19 GMT

I donut see many ov ze scwerlies zeez days.

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Flying Scwerlz

gussywussymomo — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:38:56 GMT

Mommie feeds the byrds ant the scwerlz - ant twoday there was won eating out of the byrd feeder. I didn't think that mommie wood like that sew Eye barked and barked and barked until it flew out of the tree, threw the air and onto the ground. I chaised it, butt it was two fast. Darn it. Mommie came out and felt sorry four it and put some pee nuts in the tree. Why does the scwerlz get sew many pee nuts and eye only get one or too treats?

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Entertaining

Prince Charming — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:40:37 GMT

I am planning a small, intimate get together with some friends during the holidays. Does anybody know what wine one serves with Scwerl?

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WORMING WORMING WORMING! DONUT EAT UNTIL ARYOOO READ ZEEEEZ!!!!

madamegonzaga — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:29:08 GMT

http://dingleberrylane.tribe.net/thread/3a12d0cd-c81b-4e1b-b893-19c1a80e6cdf#601678db-02fa-40fd-a5a5-4db7909432bd

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THe New Threat to American Democracy

Sebastian — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:27:10 GMT

Ok, so America starts a new direction this week, it was a refferendum on our direction, and it chose to go with... Cats!
http://buddhistcatsforacoup.tribe.net/photos/a232ebbd-399c-4e0f-aa80-61fa5a15d754
However, it is time for speciest bipartisanism to end, we need to reach across the isle to our droolie, barking colleagues, and form a united front against the new, true enemy of democracy
www.netscape.com/viewstory...squirrels/
These rodent-like terrorists envy our way of life and our kibbles, and will not stop until they gnaw them both down to nothing.
WHo's with me?!

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Helloooooo????

talisunbrow — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 23:13:44 GMT

O.K. Did the Warden come to visit Mchccmchcmchcm? Shall I break out The Ambulance Horn Mcmchccmchcmcvh? DO I have To Run Around In circles like a deranged beagle chasing it's own tail Mchcmchch....Or maybe I am The Only.....How Boring!!! Come on you carnivories.........

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cages

Gurly — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:48:07 GMT

I heard that germany people used to keep squirrels in the house and put them on wheels like some foolish people have for hampsters. My girl saw a miniature one in an old german doll house and came home and told us all about it. Isn't that crazy and disgusting to have that vermin as a pet!?

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WAKE UP IT'S SPWING!!!!

talisunbrow — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:17:25 GMT

WAKE UP A CHASE!!!! SCRATCH THE DOORS DOWN!!!BEND THE BLINDS!!!! USE THEIR COUCHES AND BEDS FOR LITTER PAN AND NEWS PAPERS....JUST GET OUT !!!! HEHEHEHE SO I THE WACKY WHITE SKWERL CAN BUG DA !#*(&#*$& OUT ALL YA DROOLERS>>MCHCMCHCMCHCMMCH

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BLACK SQUERLZ!!!!

Mercutio — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:04:32 GMT

IN CANADA!

I will upload a picture!

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squirrels kill dog!

tarag — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 03:09:13 GMT

oh the horrors!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

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Cat Torture by Richard Nichols of Emory Univ in Atlanta see photo at emorylies.com

veganesh — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:51:44 GMT

Cat Torture by Richard Nichols of Emory Univ in Atlanta see photo at emorylies.com

No response from Emory President as of 012/18/05
VIA e-mail at szola@rmy.emory.edu and wagner@emory.edu

Director Zola,

Numerous invitations have been extended to you to discuss the topic of animal experimentation since you moved to Atlanta and Yerkes Primate Center in 2001.

To date, you and President Wagner have chosen to ignore any letters or e-mails about this topic. It has not escaped our notice you participated in a public discussion about animal experiments on the television show, 'Third Thursday’ with Sally Mackler, the late Cleveland Amory and Jack Carone----all of whom oppose using animals in research and none of which are medical doctors.

It is also well-known that Emory/Yerkes staged a gathering a few years ago for approximately 150 people, many of which where connected with the media to discuss this topic, none of which were trained medical professionals who disagree with you or the Emory administration.

We seem to have detected a pattern here. You are ready, willing and able to discuss this topic with students (the leverage there quite apparent), those with whom you agree, and those with no medical training.

We would once again like to issue the same invitation.

Primate Freedom Project would like to invite you or your designee to discuss this topic with a physician of our choosing.

The discussion would be limited exclusively to the scientific merits of non-human experimental models. Animal rights, ethics and other non-scientific issues would not qualify for discussion in this forum. Only trained, medical professionals would be invited to participate. Emory and Yerkes can designate the location, time, date and all the rules of the discussion. We would require the discussion be open to all media and Emory University students.

If you should decide to accept, please respond to Primate Freedom Project, P.O. Box 1623, Fayetteville, GA. 30214.

Jean Barnes

Cat Experiments at Emory

Richard Nichols' NIH grant continues thru 2007.

Richard Nichols' decerebrate cat experiments began in 1983 and have been duplicated around the country numerous times and is described in the February 1999 issue of the Journal of Neurophysiology which has included 32 cats that were used to study muscle reflexes. The cat's throats are pierced so a tube can keep them breathing during the experiment. Nichols severs the brain from the spinal cord, and the cat's temperature is maintained by a rectal temperature controller and a heat lamp. Two steel pins welded to metal blocks are inserted into the cat's hind legs. Some of the muscles and nerves in the legs are exposed so Nichols can stimulate the nerves. Tendons are fitted with small clamps for attachment to torque motors. The posterior tibial nerve is freed near the ankle in both limbs for stimulation. The limb is immobilized using hip pins attached to the stereotaxic frame, and the bone pins and an ankle clamp are fixed to a mechanical ground by magnetic bases. At the end of the experiment, the cat is euthanized with an overdose of pentobarbital. Nichols has published 22 reports about various experiments and 17 other studies including cockroach senses.

Nichols' began torturing cats in 1983 and has received grants from the NIH all
these years. Just the latest grant for cruelty totals $318,431.00.

You can verify this at the NIH website
silk.nih.gov/public/cbz2....georgia.csv line 514

To date, Nichols' experiment has produced NOTHING to help sick
humans but has enriched the purse of Emory and Nichols. This is a complete
waste of valuable research dollars that should be directed to proven experimental
models, not chicanery.

The FOX Theatre will again be hosting the musical CATS and we are hoping to get as many people as possible on the public sidewalk in front of the FOX to distribute leaflets and let the public know about Emory's lies. Just a few years ago, we distributed so many leaflets that Emory was forced to answer to the public. One of their responses was to develop several web pages explaining how terrific their cat experiments are and they went on to tell the public that Nichols served in the military---as if that has something to do with the validity of this experiment.

Here's the plan:

This is not a protest but a peaceful, legal leafletting. We are going to educate the public about Emory's cat experiments and hopefully place a leaflet in each and every hand going in the FOX Theatre that night. We will have signs available for those who prefer not leaflet. If anyone wants to argue with you or pick a fight, don't waste your time---they are on a mission, maybe they work at Emory etc., and you have more important things to do---like educate people who have an open mind.

Please arrive at the Fox at 6:30pm. There's parking all around or take the bus--whatever is easiest for you. We will continue until 8:00 pm when the show starts. Remember not to block anyone going in or out of the Theatre or on the sidewalk---they always have a policeman there to remind you if you do and he's always nice so don't worry about that. This is a public sidewalk and you have a right to be there. We are always very busy---people are taking leaflets faster than we can distribute them---that's not an exaggeration so your help is seriously needed.

This is a golden opportunity to help cats and educate the public. Leafletting dates are Jan. 17, 18, 21 and 22. That's a Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday so everyone should have a chance to fit at least one in their schedule.

The FOX is located at 660 Peachtree Street, NE and if you need directions, they can be found at www.foxtheatre.org/directions.htm

As you know, CATS is known for their spectacular costumes and if you want to dress as a cat, paint your face etc., that would be extra cool. The public responds very well to these costumes/makeup and we encourage it if this appeals to you. WARNING! Some children will ask to have their photo taken with you---and that's always fun to meet future animal rights adults.

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Canton Oh Health Dept. Threatens Stray Cat Feeder With Arrest

veganesh — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:11:35 GMT

Canton Oh Health Dept. Threatens Stray Cat Feeder With Arrest

www.cantonrep.com/new/index...Search=yes

Saturday, January 14, 2006
By ED BALINT REPOSITORY STAFF WRITER

www.starkhealth.org

Jesus, Buddha, and Isaiah say to feed the hungry while the Canton
Health Dept. threatens people with arrest for this action.

Please give feedback on this story to
starkhealth.org/contactus.htm
Health Dept Director: Wm J Franks
franksb@starkhealth.org

CANTON Margaret Hughes first noticed a gray cat in her 10th Street NW
neighborhood about two years ago.

Tugging at her heartstrings, the feline cried for attention and begged
for something to eat.

Unable to resist, Hughes set a food bowl outside her house. A pillow
and blanket were tucked into a wicker basket for a bed. She named the
cat Ghost, and limited the animal to the outdoors since she had an
indoor cat.

Another cat entered the picture later. She fed that one, too, once in
the morning and once in the late afternoon.

"I was just trying to save the cats from starving to death," Hughes said.

Then the 69-year-old got a notice from the Canton Health Department on
Jan. 6 ordering her to stop feeding the cats and to remove the bed. If
she doesn't comply by Monday, Hughes would be expected to show up for
a hearing, and could face up to a $100 fine and 90 days in jail, said
Law Director Joseph Martuccio.

"They always seek voluntary cooperation," Martuccio said.

Hughes, meanwhile, sees little harm in feeding the cats, saying she's
"trying to do something humane."

"I felt bad for the cats because they're on a porch meowing," she
said. "They're hungry, and I fed them."

Still, Hughes said, she's complying with the order, removing the food
bowl and bed.

(Jackie Godbey of the Humane Society in the following quote sounds more
like a dogcatcher than a humane society official)

Food dishes can attract raccoons, skunks and rats, he said. Food left
for cats also can lead to a colony of the four-legged creatures, said
Jackie Godbey, assistant director of the Stark County Humane Society.

The city and county health departments do not pick up strays. Neither
does the Stark County dog warden's office, which refers inquiries
about stray cats to the Stark County Humane Society.

The Humane Society accepts cats and puts them up for adoption, Godbey
said.

"They are the most important resource we have for cats," Wade said of
the agency.

People who have strays or want to get rid of a cat should not dump
them in rural parts of the county, Godbey said.

"They'll see a barn, a farm and they'll take (cats there), and they
don't think that 800 people have done that (in the same area) over the
years," she said.

Reach Repository writer Ed Balint at (330) 580-8315 or e-mail:
ed.balint@cantonrep.comui8klo

Please give feedback on this story to www.starkhealth.org

parts of this article which reflected the point of view of pharmaceutically
dominated professional executioners (of mammals)
at the health department were removed

(As the Health Dept. violates the 1st amendment in
harrassment of Good Samaritans, it neglects investigation of
national chain and local restaurant incidents of food poisoning,
ecoli sickness, spongiform encephalopathy etc.)

www.alitosamerica.com (or is it org)
Cats:
www.vegancats.com
www.veggiepets.com/
forums.petfinder-network.com/vie....php veg. cat food
www.romancats.com Italy
www.cats.org.il/ Israel
www.pcrm.org suing Ohio State over treatment of cats
www.thecatsite.com/forums/
www.poetwill.org exposing Ohio State's giving AIDS to cats in vet. school
www.ci.akron.oh.us Akron Ohio Mayor and City Council trapping cats and selling or giving
them to Cleveland Clinic, Ohio State, Battelle, Kent State, Case Weste
www.worldanimalnet.org
www.network54.com/forum/460325
www.petfinder.com
www.notmilk.com
www.meatout.org
www.peta.org/alert
groups.msn.com/ar9/general.msnw
www.christianveg.com
www.jewishveg.com
www.hindu.org
www.plumvillage.org
www.egroups.com/messages/meatfreezone
www.envirolink.org
www.veggieboards.com
www.helpinganimals.com
www.news108.forumup.org
groups.msn.com/welcometoa...ssages.msnw
www.animalsuffering.com/forum

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Dog adopts Squirrel

TheLok — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 15:05:54 GMT

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2002552799_squirrel11.html

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Field Style Country Squirrel

buGG — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:15:44 GMT

Field Style Country Squirrel

2 squirrels
salt n pepper to taste
flour to dredge
3 tbls fat
2 cups water

Cut squirrels into pieces and shake in a paper bag containin seasoned flour to dredge well. Fry in a skillet till its golden brown. Remove squirrel from skillet n pour of all the grease but 2 tblspns. Add the water and bring to a boil. Put the squirrel back in n cook bout 1 hour till the meat almost leaves the bone. Turn squirrel occaisionally and baste often.

Serve with grits, hot bisquits n honey. MMM GOOD

bad bad bad i say......

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In October, squirrel attacks are on the increase, and no one - and no bird feeder - is safe

buGG — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:04:05 GMT

In October, squirrel attacks are on the increase, and no one - and no bird feeder - is safe
http://www.newbernsj.com/SiteProcessor.cfm?Template=/GlobalTemplates/Details.cfm&StoryID=23927&Section=Local

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Happy Ending!

buGG — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 00:11:38 GMT

read till the end :) YAY SCWERL!!! oh and nice job to the cyclist!

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/travelNews/view.bg?articleid=107313&format=text

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crack addicted scwerlz, sort of

buGG — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:23:41 GMT

NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes.
http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html

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Czech town builds 10,000 euro bridge for squirrels

buGG — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 07:52:56 GMT

Czech town builds 10,000 euro bridge for squirrels
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050915/od_afp/czechanimalsoffbeat_050915171747

with a cute photo! :)

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I am going to lie very still

Sebastian — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 00:33:14 GMT

I am going to lye very still,
here in a clump of tall gras.
I wil do this until that white scwerl
thinks I ham a log or a rock.
He will come over...

and I wil schew his neck out!

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kids and their pet scwerlz !

buGG — Sun, 18 Sep 2005 20:14:47 GMT

cute: http://www.claremoreprogress.com/archive/images/stories/Squirell-Kids.jpg

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Scwerl Town, PA

buGG — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 23:47:09 GMT

http://www.oakmont-pa.com/

There is a crazy little squirrel greeting drivers as they cross the Hulton Bridge to enter Oakmont.

article -
http://www.gatewaynewspapers.com/theadvanceleader/news/52140

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ScWerL MadNeSS!!!!!!!!!!

buGG — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:28:14 GMT

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/

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okay okay, you gotta hear this lil guy!

buGG — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:16:26 GMT

Turn your sound way up!

WARNING: This contains bad language so if you are at work or near
children you may want to use headphones!!!!

HURRICAN REPORT
Featuring Foamy SquirreL
http://www.illwillpress.com/kat.html

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i joined this tribe because...

Tia-Ward — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 15:06:50 GMT

i joined this tribe, because... one day i was getting my mail (in Portland, OR), and i happened to notice one squirrel chasing another squirrel (true story). it was so cute.....................it must have been spring time...........one squirrel chasing another squirrel, and every-where!!!!!! it was so cute........then, the one squirrel, chased the other squirrel, into the road..............it happened so fast...........(yet it was all in slow motion)............. the squirrel, being chased, was......................................................................................................................hit by a car. it was night a pretty sight....it lay in the road....i'm sorry, but half alive.....it's eyes Bul-ging from its body......................i'll never forget it...
The other squirrel....................................i'm sorry to say........................went NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!~!! I'd never seen anything like it before!!!! it started throwing its body against my window screen.........repeatedly and aggressively............
I joined this tribe...........for the squirrel that went nuts........................
Why did you join?
PS---this really is a true story....

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psst ....

talisunbrow — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 22:22:09 GMT

There seems to be a scahwee skawee man bent on recruiting me for wold domination, mchmchcmchmch or is it a german shepard in man's clothink....he tinks I is a hillbilly, mchmchmch !!!!whatever in tarnation wood put shuch a quare turned idear in his high afluent goose steppin craw huh? Pertner scahred the dickins outa I....Hillbilly hmphmchmchmch......Hail me and only me>>>

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Squirrel flask

PoolB — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 12:20:33 GMT

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/household/squirrel-flask-107954.php

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I didn't do it! Honest!

PaladinCrowPup — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 14:17:47 GMT

Just over a week ago, mommie came out to a back corner of the back yard, and found the corpse. I wasn't there when it first happened, so I don't know what happened. Mommie said it looked like it thought it was a flying skwerl, and it mis-judged the distance, and fell smack on the ground and died. (It was spread out long, with it's front paws/arms kind of forward. Mommie says kind of like "Superman", when he flies.) It wasn't moving at all, when I first found it. Otherwise it might have been fun to shake around. Mommie got a shovel and put it in a plastic bag. Whew, then it really stunk. Then she put it in the garbage bin.

Mommie says there's still plenty more skwerlz. I think she is right. They keep throwing nut shells down at us.

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Unnecesary ScwerL Death

buGG — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 01:03:35 GMT

you gotta read this - the last story on the page...just scroll down...
http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050608/OPINION02/50607007&SearchID=73210631812104#1

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What is your squirrel name!

WS Burroughs — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:35:52 GMT

http://cheekysquirrel.net/squirrelname/index.php

I have to admit - Sparkle posted this on another tribe...I just cross-posted it here.......

Mine is - Major Curlyarse!

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Russian city invaded by squirrels

buGG — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 21:47:44 GMT

Russian city invaded by squirrels
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/15593_squirrel.html

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Bombs Away

talisunbrow — Sat, 07 May 2005 03:37:53 GMT

Mchmchcmch *tail Flick* Mchcmchcm- HEY!!!!! - Heads up - I found some left over Nut Bombs from last year....Mchcmchcmch ,YUM YUM YUM. Wake up you crusty monukahs.

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hahah

Fri, 13 May 2005 20:24:58 GMT

check this out. i laughed so hard i cried, but that's just me...

http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

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new pix!

buGG — Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:55:09 GMT

i just added 6 new pix to the album....check 'em out!!

when i find th pix of the prize scwerlz my dear doggz brought in to me,
i will post them! ;)

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omg! i love it!

buGG — Sun, 20 Mar 2005 21:52:46 GMT

omg! i just now found this tribe. LMAO!
what a hoot! it is soooo fun- scwerlz rule :))

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Slappy SquirreL!

buGG — Mon, 21 Mar 2005 13:01:17 GMT

Do you all know Slappy SquirreL???

She is from the TV Show ANIMANIACS...
http://imdb.com/title/tt0105941/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9YW5paW1hbmlhY3N8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1

pix here:
http://www.gpdesenhos.com.br/paginas/outros/outros/animaniacs/slappysquirrel.htm

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on the fence,

Odie — Sat, 08 Jan 2005 01:18:59 GMT

I see a squirrel
pretty squirrel
tasty squirrel
I could eat a squirrel
fur and all
I see a squirrel

An origional poem by Odie T. Dog

(anyone wanna publish me?) swish

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FOAMY THE SQUIRREL

Prudence — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 04:57:37 GMT

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/

I LOVE FOAMY!!!!

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Bruzzles und Seestahs CALL TOU AXXXION!

madamegonzaga — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 08:06:49 GMT

http://romania.tribe.net/tribe/41984326-4779-4fd7-bd77-a54b542ab4c8?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Tribe%5B41984326-4779-4fd7-bd77-a54b542ab4c8%5D&r=10506

Eatsa thyme tou band togezzle, grey und orange, stripey und solid, cattie und dogging, bird und beast.

UNITE! Eatsa thyme tou takey zeez peoples DOWN!

Join und fight. Take zee stand.

Viva le Resist DUNCE!

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prarrie dog "language"

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 20:59:17 GMT

http://www.casperstartribune.net/articles/2004/12/04/news/wyoming/835f726da39128a787256f5f006be02d.txt

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taxidermy

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 17:25:12 GMT

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/WIMADsquirrel.html
link stolen from short attention span

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Pinita eeznut feelings welll!

madamegonzaga — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 05:56:26 GMT

Lettuce kitch herr sums swerlz!

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don't believe a word

talisunbrow — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 02:15:50 GMT

We have a white squirrel which has masterminded the formation of another chapter of the Albino Squirrel Preservation Society (ASPS) on the campus of the University of North Texas in Denton, TX.

This squirrel has managed to gain mental control of at least 300 students, directing them to sign a petition which will officially name the evil, ghostly being and maybe even make the creature a secondary mascot of the university.

If the beast is chosen to represent our school, I'm deeply afraid that the hideous animal will degrade the integrity of our fine university (click skwerl for comment).

Hopefully, the squirrel's sphere of influence is only limited to 300 students, and the remaining student body will do the right thing: resist the white squirrel's evil ways and vote down the hostile takeover of our fine mascot (an Eagle).

Additionally, the ASPS published pictures of the squirrel and its residence with easily identifiable landmarks. Thus, those of us in the Resistance can take more direct action against the beast. We've put out an All-Points-Bulletin for the squirrel and we will not retreat from our efforts to end its hold on our school!

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gus?

Gurly — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 01:29:01 GMT

Is he here? hmmmm, where is he?

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i caught one of them fuckers

cappy — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:23:01 GMT

yes. after lots of trying, i finally caught, and killed one of portland's quickest.

it was only a matter of time.

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momma got one

fatflap — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 06:20:53 GMT

she nailed one in the car! And get this, she tried to AVOID it. Then she came home and cried! I dont get it!

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collecting nuts

Odie — Sat, 13 Nov 2004 05:00:11 GMT

seems to be all the the scwerlz want to do here.... i chase them , they run, they chatter at me... I will catch one~

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nutkins

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 01:55:56 GMT

a woman in Pennsylvania was told to get rid of her wild animal and she fought the law and won, according to NPR this evening anyway ... took her right to keep her pet squirrel to the appellate court level! that's devotion to a pet!

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non believers

talisunbrow — Thu, 04 Nov 2004 05:28:29 GMT

100 just didn't have strong enough faith to walk on water, almost made it to my secret hide out though

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Open Season

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 00:56:14 GMT

only when school's in session, and only before 12 noon, and only on Mondays and Wednesdays and Fridays, if I remember the NPR report
http://www.thesting.org/display_article.asp?id=1493

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Golden Scwerl

madamegonzaga — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 17:28:46 GMT

Hallllllllllllllllllllow. Kin sum bidddy offer advice onn myne prollum witch eez zat peoople keepsa hafffing zee pilgrimages tou ax mee quevestionsonsings stinxing I em "zee Golden Scwerl." Hoo dat?

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for the zcwidearls

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 01:10:37 GMT

http://www.stibich.com/cicada.htm

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100 dead scwerlz

Odie — Fri, 29 Oct 2004 01:50:39 GMT

were found in michigan ... cause of death???? drowning! they mass migrated in to the water on a hunt for acorns. what??? I swear.. it was in my local paper... the funny (or maybe not) thing is, there have been other recorded migrations dating back to the 1700's. I read that there was not a big enough acorn crop this year?? Now my mommy wonders how the black bears are if the scwerls are short on food??

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gaming squirrrrrr'ls

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 22:01:31 GMT

Ouside my office window (http://atlanta.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/person?page=6&currentoffset=34&parentid=95870197-7640-4fb5-aa1e-007bc8f8c114&r=10394) the zcwidearls hide their acorns. If I go out for a smoke, they scamper, often leaving a branch with 4 or 6 acorns on the concrete. Sometimes I put them up on the light and watch them run around looking for the acorns they just KNOW they left under it ... so much for post it notes!

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well hung scwerl

horkmeister — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 23:13:08 GMT

the wab was walkin' me, an and there was a scwerl an it run up th pole an out onna peg an man, that scwerl had some BIG nuts! wow! if i was a gurl scwerl, ida taked him home wid me.

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BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

talisunbrow — Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:11:09 GMT

STINKY SKUNKY ACORN BOMBS FILL THE AIR EXPLODING CATNIP AND STICKY TAPE AND COCCKLE BURS, WHITE DAISIES SPROUT EVERY WHERE.....OH HEHEHEH THE ABULANCES ARE COMING WITH DER LOUD SIRENS, mchmchcmchcmchcm

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Scwerl phishing

gussywussymomo — Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:43:55 GMT

My mommie red this two me. Iznt it phunni?

http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=2427&atype=

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Bunnnnies?

madamegonzaga — Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:48:42 GMT

Yoo donut heer eat frummm mee, boot I nose ware sum bunnnies kin beee found, und when. Please save mmee zee tales:
http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=2242cb69-48a4-4168-b407-0091ab5c51a8&tribeid=4630b639-d606-4d59-aeda-163383f06481

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I find him!!!!!!!!

gussywussymomo — Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:55:04 GMT

I find the scwerlz that cawz the truble! yus sea!

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CTribeCard.vm?tribeid=578c975c-8b1a-4426-8865-1cbde44de24e

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i will find the mole

talisunbrow — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 03:02:32 GMT

iz no eeets sumone here who is it, cmcmchcmchcmch,but feel free to invade my cute friends big and small,mchcmchcmc

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scwerl resistunz

horkmeister — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 04:55:10 GMT

i try hard to get scwerlz. butt i fail. i try n try. but i hafta sleep.
do ewe git scwerlz? i love you.

ruby

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weeeeeeeeeeeee

talisunbrow — Sat, 18 Sep 2004 05:58:53 GMT

doggie droolers bark loudly the words of war, give plans awayyyyyy,mchmch he

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I almost got it!

Camille — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 18:13:02 GMT

I was minding my own business today, just laying under the trampoline, and who dares to enter my yard? A squirrel! a red one! well, I can't have that... my reputation depends on keeping my yard squirrel free... dead or alive... although, I prefer dead.. and half eaten, Anyway, That squirrel, lets call him "bubba" came strolling by, without a care in the world. Bubba must have thought that I was not out! HA! MOEW! I Stalked him.... slowly, almost invisibly, then I launched.... Bubba ran, I followed.. so close, i could taste bubba stew... then he jumped on the tree... That damn tree... i told the WAB to get rid of it... Foiled.. again... but I'm watching...... I get old bubba.... yup i sure will!

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talisunbrow

madamegonzaga — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:13:25 GMT

ware deed hee go? Deed sum biddy eat heem?

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more new skwerl photos

BettePage_Spawn — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 01:04:33 GMT

something for everyone - lovers and haters

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skwirl songs

fatflap — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 03:26:08 GMT

http://www.illwillpress.com/coffeehouse.html

and
http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

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New & New Pic

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 17:40:44 GMT

I will defend the innocent scwerlz from peoples and trying to eat them. The scwerlz are my friendz and I won't have them harmed.

Dubby

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i saw me a fat scwerl

Prudence — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 00:56:00 GMT

i saw me a fat scwerl the other day...

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Balboa Parc

gussywussymomo — Sat, 28 Aug 2004 00:51:57 GMT

Twoday mommi toke me to balboa park to watck fore the swcwerlz. If I hav been veri veri gud, she taeks me too a speshall part fore doggies. Their is one part that has many many mani scwerlz. and I sit paychant and wait and their they are 1.2.3.4.5.....all ovre and i run and run and run and run and trie to clime the treees and I canut.

mommie laffs when I trie to clime the trees, and the scwerlz swere. But I luv the park there cause I can run allot. I am veri tried now.....

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Ghost Scwerl!

BettePage_Spawn — Sun, 29 Aug 2004 05:11:52 GMT

I stole this from Talisunbrow album:
http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/pcard?page=6&currentoffset=31&parentid=a4d9d5b0-5bfc-4088-9968-2e56dba337fe

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uh oh! Interloper!

madamegonzaga — Sun, 29 Aug 2004 21:50:36 GMT

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=c5352745-7c1e-4f29-9c92-b11e91e6a0f5&_message_resource=info.post.created&tribeid=7d0ab96b-5a57-4326-babf-dddca9f56a83

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A funny Scwerlz

gussywussymomo — Sat, 14 Aug 2004 18:01:00 GMT

My mommy and i went for the walkies this morning and she would not let me chase this little small scwelrz that we saw. it was grey and had a long tale wit no fur and a pointy nose. it wuldn't move very fast and she said 'no Gus-a-roo, sit and down and stay." and I did. So she culd see better. I always get to run in the morning. It is a game. The scwerlz yell at me and I jump up and down and run...Why not today?

Sad Gus..... I left a poto of a big one of what was there.....

http://www.northrup.org/photos/animals/nl-1.htm

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scwerlz vs. birdies

Gurly — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 16:45:40 GMT

I myself prefer chasing the scwerlz but Buddy claims to have had more luck actually catching the birdies. sounds like a big fat lie to me. Now that the Big Girl has us trapped inside on the third floor of this house I can't challenge Buddy to demonstrate said skills.

which have you had more luck with? tell the truth

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scary scwerlz!!

Prudence — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 14:27:47 GMT

www.scarysquirrel.org/

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for madam G

khallbeck — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 19:03:12 GMT

It's unsubscribed week.
People and cats and dogs are changing their profile to say unsubscribed and the unsub pic in protest for MG being removed.
post if you want links to all the info.

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welcome Elly!

fatflap — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 05:13:37 GMT

I invited a dog! Say Hi Elly!

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new photo in album

Gurly — Tue, 27 Jul 2004 11:38:19 GMT

scary ass scwerl, check it out!

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what is this scwerl

taco "we don't love them hos" max — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 23:49:36 GMT

i have never seen one of these imaginary beings. what are they? do they taste like liver cos i like liver. will they play more than moths do...? can i make my cackling noise at it...?? TELL ME

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